Fiction jokes
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
"I created the Human Torch."
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Dad: How was your trip to the park?
Daughter: It was good until the man came along.
Dad: *gasps* Whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened?
Daughter: He made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off...
Dad: Oh God, what next?
Daughter: Nothing, that was it.
Dad: Oh, come on! That wasn't exciting, make something up!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.