Fiction jokes

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?

Only one came out of the chamber.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?

Palpatine: Brew it!

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?

A: Useless.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."