I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : *raises hand* Teacher : ... The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
what has two legs and is red all over?
half a cat
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏
why are half the orphans missing? because i took them ofc! :]
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half
Your forehead so big the earth split in half
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
