FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Alright listen up, dummy. The joke here is that the author's names sound like the topic of the book title. Like, "Rod Curtains" sounds like "curtain rods," which you use for "window decorations." Get it? You wouldn't, you're probably using your window as a fridge. You have probably never read a book in your life, which explains why you are asking me to explain this to you. Sad!
