Hallway jokes

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.

And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?

Walls.

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?

Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.