Fat jokes
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."