I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it's only people who are skinny but the fat people can't have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Israel is so fat when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he says "the one on the roof"đ
your mum
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
You are so fat and ugly chucky didn't even want to play with you.
yoo mama is so fat she jump on a trampoline and she broke it
Your mum is so fat when the doctors did her x-ray the doctor said to her "i want your x-ray not an eliphants x-ray"
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex. I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Did i tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex. Yeah you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
i was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street, when I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
my fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type, after performing some tests the doctor said " well the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Im on a sea food diet I see food and eat it
Me: Hey do you live in the ocean? random guy: Why? Me: Because you look like a whale.
Yo mama so fat she can't pick she can't pick up a dumbbell...the dumbbell pick her up
Yo mom so fat she died at 5 her kids fuck
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the check
Your Moma So Fay When She Asked For A Water Bed They Put A Blanket Over The Ocean
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
Yo mama so fat when she ate 1 cheese burger she pooped it out immediately because her butt was to big.
