Fat

Fat jokes

Woman

    • Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

    Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

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    • Satellite

    • Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

    Bully: (Speechless)

    Fat memes

    Momma

    • Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

    Mama

    • Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

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    • Joe mama

    • Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

    Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

    Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

    Insult

    • Fat kid jumps in the pool.

    The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

    The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

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    • Asian

    • Why are all Asians so skinny?

    Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

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    • Teacher

    • A note for my History Teacher:

    Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.

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