Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
