Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Fat Jokes
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
