Fat jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.