Fat

Fat jokes

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

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  • Mum

    Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

    Memes

    Car

    If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

    Mama

    Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

    Yo mama

    Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

    My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

    Me: O B C D.

    Mama

    Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

    She handed her an application through the mirror.

    Raincoat

    You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

    Obesity

    Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

    Jo Mama

    Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

    Mom

    Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!