Fat jokes
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.