My wife is so ugly when she was born. The doctor said I did everything I could but she pulled through anyways. When she was born the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in said not done. The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said twins. He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the after birth.
Your mom is soo fat nobody can compare her to anything
Teacher:here have candy Kid:no I’m too fat Teacher:shut up or I’m gonna fail u *next week* Teacher:ok kids get off the floor and go back to your seats Kid:I’m too fat to get up Teacher:don’t u remember what I said Kid:yep elephants don’t forget
Your fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that to.
Dude- ABC what comes next
Kid-a big fat noob
Khalil abubakar
Yo mama so fat she is one of the boulders in Indiana jones.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
teacher WHAT do you call sex making out with a ciw
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful. And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him. And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny. Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Your so fat you cant see your penis when you piss
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat phobic
Yo mama is so fat she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her :(
What do u call a fat person in a wheelchair A broken wheelchair
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
you so fat when someone call u fat u get depressed and cut u a slice of cake
Yo mama so fat Everytime she has to use the world's largest nife
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
