How do fuck a really fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
who is the most horny and fat ass god? - kim jung un
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
Yo mama so fat bill gates went broke trying to buy her dinner
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat ass brother
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
We clap when we see you we clap our hands over our eyes
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
