Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.