Fat jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.