Fat jokes

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!