Fat jokes

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.