Fat jokes

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.