Fat jokes
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
My mate Noha.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".