Fat jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"