Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Memes
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.