Fat jokes

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.