Fat

Fat jokes

Friend

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

Mama

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Scale

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

Whale

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

Bridge

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

Health

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Woman

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Mama

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Movie

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)