Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Memes
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.