Fat jokes
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Memes
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.