You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom A FAT MOM LALALALLA
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
