Fat jokes
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"