Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.