Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.