Yo mama so fat when she ate 1 cheese burger she pooped it out immediately because her butt was to big.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds they're not stepping into my room.
What do you call a fat chink? Saturn
My question is how fat people fit in tuxedoes, honestly don’t wear those wear ur regular clothes, ur belly is just gonna pop out
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
your momma so fat when she jumped the world colapsed
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Your so fat,When you step on a scale it says”To be continued”
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop
What’s a difference between a whale and lizzo? Absolutely nothing
Your so fat when you walk into the mall you were the mall
yo mamas so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself
-All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake. -Giggling like a room full of fat kids. -Drinking 8 cups if water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
bully:your fat me:fat is something to fix but your face isnt
if i stepped on a twix would you get mad?
Friend texting fat boy:I know your on the groupchat I can see you looking at my texts . Me: I can only see fat
people named joey are autistic and need to die fatttttttttttttttttyiisjwpohgiurhgiuehlv
my life </3 XD :'(
