You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Fat Jokes
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
