Fashion jokes

What would a clock look like with no numbers?

Timeless!

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme-n-Sneakers.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Tuxedos suit you.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Suck!

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

Belt.

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.