Fashion jokes
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?