I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I'm emo, by the way.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Suck!
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
