Fashion jokes
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Suck!
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.