Fashion jokes
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Memes
Like wtf
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.