Fashion jokes

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme-n-Sneakers.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Tuxedos suit you.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Suck!

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

Belt.

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

What do you call super expensive shoes?

Cashews.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

I'm emo, by the way.