Fashion jokes
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.