Fashion jokes
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Tuxedos suit you.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.