Fashion jokes
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.