Fashion

Fashion jokes

Swimsuit

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

Women

Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?

Because they’ll get chapped lips.

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

Why did the rapper become a tailor?

Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.