Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too
I really used to be in the emo chicks now they’re just don’t make the cut
What does nail polish and panties have in common? Both come off with alcohol
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your BACK
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
yo mama so big her belt size said equator
