Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What does nail polish and panties have in common? Both come off with alcohol
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
