Tuxedo jokes

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

Tuxedos suit you.

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

Why are Trump's ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia.