Tuxedo jokes

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

Tuxedos suit you.

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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