Fashion jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Memes
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Cardi B has very long nails.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman