Fashion jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
Memes
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Cardi B has very long nails.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.