Fashion jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!