Fashion jokes
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!