Fashion jokes
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!