Fashion jokes
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Cardi B has very long nails.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
Memes
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.