What does nail polish and panties have in common? Both come off with alcohol
Tuxedos suit you.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
I'm emo, by the way.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "
