Fashion jokes
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I'm emo, by the way.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Tuxedos suit you.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.