Fashion jokes
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
I thought it said holo..
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Wears pink.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
I'm emo, by the way.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.