Fashion jokes
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I'm emo, by the way.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Memes
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?