Fashion jokes

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

Suck!

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

Belt.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

I'm emo, by the way.

What do you call super expensive shoes?

Cashews.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

What do you say to an emo's wrist?...

"I like ur cut G."

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

Tuxedos suit you.

What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?

A hipster!

I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!

What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?

Carats.