Fashion jokes
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"