Fashion jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.