Fashion jokes
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Memes
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.