Fashion jokes
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Buccellati
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."