What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
