Fashion jokes
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.