Fashion jokes
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I'm emo, by the way.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
Tuxedos suit you.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.