What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
Tuxedos suit you.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
