Fashion jokes

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

What would a clock look like with no numbers?

Timeless!

What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?

My clothes don't hang themselves.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

What are a pedophile"s shoes called?

Answer: WHITE VANS

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

What shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.

You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

*Apple bottom jeans plays*

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

How did the hipster drown? He ice-skated before it was cool.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!