Family jokes
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Memes
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.