Family jokes
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Memes
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.