Family jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...