Family jokes
My parents love me.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.