Family jokes

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.

My parents love me.

When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

Why can’t orphans play catch?

They never had a dad to teach them.

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.