Family jokes
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.