Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Does a midget count as an orphan?