Family jokes
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Memes
Brutha was caught lacking
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.