Family jokes

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't go home.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

- Home Alone

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.