An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Family Jokes
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
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