Family jokes
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.