Family jokes
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.