Failure jokes
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Cleveland Browns
That joke didn't land well, did it?
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Shit, I’m never gonna try to commit suicide again. I almost died!
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
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