Failure jokes
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
My life is the joke.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.