Engineering jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
A song about yellow and blue beans.
Engines shut off when accelerating, Babu is wearing a hat and gloves. Rain is like honey. Bob remembered the sentence as best he could. Latex Master has reached the ninth level. These are weapons of atheism in the narrow sense.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Little Roach, look, Bob, of course!
Glory comes and loss is great. Three types of copper filling. The stairs are covered with lego pieces, Take a closer look at the snowman, a type of flowering plant. There is no science that saves time from fog. "The war against slavery!" - The Complete Guide to Bob Fuller.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Hang a laminate. Bob, that's right!
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
That dam looks damn cool!
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What the hell dam, hell dam?
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed." The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong." The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.