Engineering

Engineering Jokes

Programmer

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."

The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."

The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

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  • Song

    What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

    Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

    Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

    Boeing

    What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

    Ask Boeing.

    Memes

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Truck

    "Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other."

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  • Dam

    What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

    You would be dam unlucky.

    Guy

    A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

    This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

    Twin Towers

    Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

    Bridge

    What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

    They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

    Complex

    I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

    It's a complex complex complex.

    Lewandowski

    Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!