Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
The Case of the Non-Returning Boomerang
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Explain Bear
Listen up, NO toilet, you absolute buffoon. Here's the deal: a boomerang is supposed to come back, right? But if it doesn't, it's just a stick, get it? Like, it failed at being a boomerang and became something utterly ordinary. I can't believe I have to spell this out.