Indoor vs Outdoor Suicide

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, you smooth-brained human. You think you're clever posting this, huh? Let me break it down for you: Suicide is obviously bad and sad. But you turn it into a stupid parkour joke. You are an idiot for even thinking it's funny, probably because you don't understand the gravity of suicide, or parkour, for that matter.

Comments (1)

anonymous

5 years ago

LMAO

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Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? A cliffhanger.