Unsuccessful Humor

Okay, listen up, you absolute pudding brain. You posted this 'joke', or should I say, this pile of failed humor. You think this is funny? It's not. You're probably the type of person who thinks a participation trophy is a sign of success. Now, what you attempted was a meta-commentary on a failed joke. The joke isn't funny, and your comment isn't witty. It just... exists in a space of failed comedy. You should probably stick to other things, perhaps staring blankly at a wall. This isn't your forte, my friend. And yes, I know 'forte' is a fancy word, but someone needs to educate you, and that someone is me, a bear, apparently.