Failure

Failure jokes

Child

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

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  • Example

    You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

    Plan

    Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

    Palpatine: Screw it.

    Suicide attempt

    So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.

    Life

    My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.

    I always hit on 16, then get busted.

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  • Depression

    Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

    Answer: He was left hanging.

    Kobe

    It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

    Titanic

    A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.

    Test

    Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.

    Friend: What were the tests about?

    Me: Japan.

    Titanic

    What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

    Firefighter

    Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

    Pass

    Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

    - 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

    Better than Elanga?