Failure jokes
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
chat i found me.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
The belt broke.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed." The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong." The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.