Failure jokes
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
My life is the joke.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.