Failed Suicide Attempt

Categories

  • Suicide
  • Shit
  • Die
  • Life
  • Jump
  • Attempt

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, Keagan, you absolute cotton-headed ninny muggins. You say you almost died after trying to commit suicide? Well, duh! That's the whole point, you goofball. You're so dense you'd think a square is a circle. Clearly, you're not cut out for self-destruction, maybe try something easier, like untying your shoelaces.

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