Eye Jokes

Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China

Ur hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it and it goes so far back that you be looking like vegeta.

What do you call a fish with no eye- a one-eyed fish you smart ass

What do you call a Cannibal without any eyes? A Cannbal :)

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said,"Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?". After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

What do you all a fish with no eye’s? A fsh.

Bitch: Nice eyes brows

Me: Yeah wears yours motherfucker

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thoughts it would look cool)

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye:bull’s eye

Have u ever heard of the eye tear

me either

HM

I dont know whats worse the straw
placement or the eye contact you'll
have to make while using it
NE

A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit

mr bean is that you

Weird face LV.69
BASIC
Weird face attack
This creepy guy attack stares at you with a creepy face.
After a minute of staring, you become paralyzed
Laser eyes
80
This creepy guy shoots a powerful laser from his creepy
staring eyes.
Justin Bieber is demented!!!!
weakness
+10
100 HP
resistance
-fake card.
Mus. By John Li
retreat cost

Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gunna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘ re re‘ and your like ‘ re re ‘ yourself motherf*ucker and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SUPRIZE the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!

Smash

STOP!
Eyes up front solider!
Aunt Cass is temporary
We've got a war to win!
Don't look at her
The 501st is eternal
FOR THE REPUBLIC!

What is a doe called with no legs.

•no legged deer.

What do you call a deer with no ears.

•no eared deer.

What do you call a deer with no eye

•no eye deer

XDDDDDD

Who did Stephen Hawking love more that anyone else?

His Wife, "Eye" who was also bad at running.

I bet my mum thinks this 😂

Having a teenage
daughter is a lot like
your house being
haunted. Every now and
then you see a figure in
the corner of your eye,
followed by a moaning
sound, and then a door
will slam shut.

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