Eye jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
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Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.