Eye jokes
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (β-β)(β-β)(β-β)(β-β)(β-β)(β-β)
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Wife: βHow do I look?β Husband: βWith your eyes.β
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"