Eye jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.