Eye jokes
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.