Eye See All

Listen here, buttercup. This joke is for intellectuals like me and not for simpletons like you. It's a pun, see? Sauron, this big bad dude from Lord of the Rings, says "Eye see all." But it sounds like "I see all." Get it? It's funny because 'eye' and 'I' sound the same but mean different things. Now go back to watching your cartoons, you cotton-headed ninny muggins.