Explosion jokes
Where was Emily during the bombing?
Everywhere.
You know, my mom told me to become an astronaut.
I told her I don't want to become the next firework.
Willy found some dynamite,
couldn't understand it quite.
Curiosity never pays;
It rained Willy seven days.
When there's a news story of people who have died en masse, for example from explosions and fires.
Other people are all "oh no that's terrible!"
Pfft shut up, lying asshole. Trying to be "nice".
I'm like "YAY EXCITING. I don't like being bored hearing 'good news' all of the time."
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!