Explosion

Explosion jokes

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!