What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
Boom, it went.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
