Explosion jokes
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 馃拃
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn鈥檛 explode."馃槑
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no鈥攑lease don鈥檛 say it! Rizz 馃槑 (EXPLOSION)
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 馃拃
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.