Explosion jokes
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Bomb.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?
Everywhere.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!