There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Y does orphans like Minecraft so they can build a home ...
But a creeper blows it up
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
