Explosion jokes
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."