Explosion jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.