Explosion jokes
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.