Explosion jokes
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades? They'll end up only throwing the pin.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.