Explosion jokes
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
There are three men walking down the road, and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm, there is a cow, a monkey, and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money, and the farm is going out of business.
One of the men sees that there is a contest for the biggest cow in the county. They entered the contest, but the cow is so thin. Every time they tried to feed the cattle, it would poop and lose weight again, so one of them suggested that they put a cork up the cow's behind. The first guy says, "Okay, then go put a cork there."
"I don't want to do it. You do it."
"No, you do it."
The third guy says, "Let's just get the monkey to do it." And the monkey puts the cork in the cow's behind. They win the biggest cow contest and get the money they need to save the farm.
The second guy realizes that they need to take the cork out of the cow. "Guys, we need to take the cork out of the cow," he says.
"Well, I'm not going to do it. You do it."
"No, you do it."
The third guy says, "Let's just get the monkey to do it again." So the monkey uncorks the cow, and there was a huge explosion. A few days later, the three men wake up in the hospital.
The doctor walks up to the first man and asks, "What happened?"
The first man replies, "All I remember is that horrible sound."
The doctor walks up to the second man and asks, "What happened?"
"All I remember is that horrible smell..."
The doctor walks up to the third man and again asks the same question. The third man looks at him and says, "All I remember is that poor poor monkey trying to put the cork back in."
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.