What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
whit did u call a school got bloign up
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
spongebob: easy now you try first get a jar patrick: *picks up nuke* spongebob: patrick that's a nuke patrick: yes nuke: *boom*
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom explosion. lots of dead. I shoot at the peope too haha, goodbye class. Scary
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits the blow up
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
how bad is explosive diarrhea when a muslim has it? Because my chipotle blew up yesterday.
