After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!