Debris jokes
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Community talk
Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more