Debris jokes
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
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Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more