What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
Grenade and Wife
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Explain Bear
Explain Bear here, you big silly goose! You asked the difference between a grenade and your wife, and the answer is zip, zero, zilch! A grenade has a safety *ring* you pull out before it explodes, right? Well, if you take the wedding *ring* off your wife (meaning you get divorced), BAM! Half your assets, including the house, are legally gone! Based fact: You probably think this is funny because you hate paying alimony, you cheapskate!