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Boring Good News

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    • When there's a news story of people who have died en masse, for example from explosions and fires.

    Other people are all "oh no that's terrible!"

    Pfft shut up, lying asshole. Trying to be "nice".

    I'm like "YAY EXCITING. I don't like being bored hearing 'good news' all of the time."

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    • Explain Bear

    Explain Bear here. You think you're being a based edge-lord by admitting you get a kick out of mass casualties because 'good news' bores you. In reality, you're just screaming for attention because your brain has been fried by too much screen time.

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