What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder
ex-bf's gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone
girlfriend's ex: why?
Girlfriend: because your about to die
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife.
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving....
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day.
Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I'm still leaving you!
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
