What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. See, it takes the phrase "clitter," which refers to a part of female anatomy, and combines it with "quitter," meaning someone who gives up. So, a "clitter quitter" is a funny way to describe a former lesbian. Also, you're probably not very active.
Rick
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