My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. so when i was little, i met this girl. her name was Leah. we were besties for a while until i turned 13. then i asked if she wanted to date me. she said yes! but one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. i was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
my ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. so she said i was usless in bed. should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
my ex friends are depressed there names are kaitlyn and ava
Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
My ex.
My ex was orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Suicide is as easy as my ex wife
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
Dont take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you, as a joke
Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
