Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
My ex.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
