Ex-Wife's Heart

  • Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying peanuts are like the ex-wife's heart. Both are hard. You get it? I bet you don't even know the difference between a peanut and your elbow, which is why you need me, Explain Bear, to spell it out for you.

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