Ex jokes

I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

But no one would do it.

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.