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Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
I love everyone.