Dog Food jokes

Abortion clinic

What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Memes

Gordon Ramsay

1 year ago

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

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Face

5 years ago

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Dog

5 years ago

What do dogs eat? Dog food.

Dog

11 months ago

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Memes

Confusion

2 years ago

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Dog

1 year ago

A product container with the label "Thomas Pet" and the words "BITCH PILLS" above "Prenatal Supplement for Dogs", next to a picture of a dog. It also shows "Net Wt: 12 oz (340 g) Powder".

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