Dog Food jokes

What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?

A: You don't have to buy dog food.

What do dogs eat? Dog food.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

I had a dog with an eating disorder.

He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.