Dog Food jokes

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

What do dogs eat? Dog food.

What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.

Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?

A: You don't have to buy dog food.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.

What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.