When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a faliure because
South Americans don’t know the word “please”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”
Balkans don’t know the word “give”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”
Africans don’t know the word “food”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”
and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down she sits next to everyone
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY
why does everyone call me racist?
my shadow is black
BlessedBrian is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party? (Part 2) To leave everyone SPEECHLESS
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny Two face, worthless, and in everyone’s pants
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
“Did everyone see that because i will not be doing it again..”
-Captain Jack Sparrow
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
