Mankind

Mankind Jokes

God- make a grumpy old man president.

Angel- why?

G- cause I said so-name him Trump.

A- okay.

G- make him not pay taxes.

A- okay...

Fast forward to 2020

G- you know that grumpy old man?

A- yea...

G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.

A- Krona.

G- exactly.

A- why do you hate humans so much?

G- because I can.

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 911, they went through dozens of stories in a couple seconds

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"