The 10+ Best Mankind Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Humanity

Who said ' That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind ? Not Stephen Hawking.

God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.

“I love all mankind!” said the cannibal.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people. 😎

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 911, they went through dozens of stories in a couple seconds

mankind is made of 2 words. Mank and ind

Tata

Andrew Tate on his way to give the
worst possible opinion in the
history of mankind

The ham is in fact processed

"Is that ham processed? If it's
processed, I don't want it."
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab
of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or
connective tissue. It is an amalgamation
of the meat of several pigs, emulsified,
liquefied, strained, and ultimately
inexorably joined in an unholy meat
obelisk. God had no hand in the creation
of this abhorrence. The fact that this
ham monolith exists proves that God is
either impotent to alter His universe or
ignorant to the horrors taking place in
His kingdom. This prism of pork is more
than deli meat. It is a physical
declaration of mankind's contempt for the
natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a lower sodium variety if you
would prefer that.
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