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Humanity.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
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The ham is in fact processed
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
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Happy New Years the ball just droped for the New York time zone about 5 minutes ago, another year away from fucking 2020 and another step forward, one small step for man one giant leap for mankind.
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GENESIS 5 From Adam to Noah 1This is the written account of Adam’s family line. When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. 3When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and d… Read more