Everyone jokes

The boy ran into the gym, why?

Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.

'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?

Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

Why was the toilet angry?

Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

Superman has been called to a huge house fire.

Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"

Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"

Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.