Everyone jokes
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?