Everyone jokes

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Everyone thought I'd have a great year...

14 years just gave me more chances.

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.