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Everyone Memes

Pronoun

The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a blue transparent human skull and the text says "Calling everyone either 'he' or 'she'". The second panel shows a transparent blue human head with a bright spot in the brain and the text says "Calling everyone by their preferred gender pronouns". The third panel shows a red silhouette of a man with a raised fist and the Soviet Union flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone 'comrade'". The last panel shows a blue-toned superhero with an Australian flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone a cunt."

Cook

yep

The image shows a two-part comparison. The top part has two white cards held by a person; the left card reads 'professional cook', the right card reads 'grandma'. Below it says 'Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.' The bottom part of the image shows a woman who looks into the camera with a text overlay: 'everyone' and 'They're the same picture'.

Account

we did it, boys

A group of people dressed in dark clothes are at a gravesite. In the foreground, a tombstone is visible with the text "Ashton's account" written on it. In front of the grave, one person kneels with a smile while making a peace sign with two fingers. Over that person, the word "everyone" is written.

Mom

Barney

The meme shows two images side by side. On the left, a Tyrannosaurus Rex is roaring. The text above reads "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:". On the right, Barney the Dinosaur is smiling. The text above reads "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:".

Repost

A hand is about to press a blue button that reads, "REPOSTING MEMES TO THE POINT WHERE THEY AREN'T FUNNY". The text "EVERYONE" is above the hand.

Worm

The image shows three notifications on a phone. The first is from 'Anxiety' saying, 'What if you're not good enough.' The second is from 'Depression' saying, 'Everyone hates you.' The third is from 'Worm' asking, 'Would you still love me if I was a girl?'

Love

happy valentines day everyon!

A pink Valentine's Day card with a portrait of Johann Sebastian Bach. The text on the card reads "come bach my love", and is signed "To: WJE From: MAP".

People

A bar graph showing what gives people feelings of power. Money is at the bottom, then status, and then a far longer bar for saying shhh in a loud room and everyone going quiet immediately. Text reads: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER. MONEY. STATUS. SAYING SHHH IN A LOUD ROOM AND EVERYONE GOING QUIET IMMEDIATELY.

Sunroof

Well shit

The image shows the text "me: opens sunroof" and "everyone else on the submarine:" above a picture of Pikachu with a shocked expression.

Skin

The image shows four sheep standing next to each other on green grass. The text above the sheep reads: "Game: Gives a free skin. Everyone:"

Cock

Lex Luthor injecting his arm with a green liquid using a black and grey device. The text reads: "Why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his cock with liquid Kryptonite and rape Superman in front of everyone?"

Mom

A meme with the text "Mom's POV. When you realize everyone in the house has been inside you." Below, there's a boy with a smug expression.

Senpai

Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'

Machine

A cartoon character, Ralph, looks up with a confused expression. The text on the image says, 'When you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better. Why do I fix everything I touch?'

Loser

A man is sitting on a plane. The text says, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."

Cat

A meme featuring a funny caption above a cat. The text reads: "Man kills himself and runs away! Literally everyone". The cat in the image looks down, as if it's done something it regrets.

Ball

The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"

Burger

A man, presumably Tony Soprano, is standing in front of a grill with a lit cigar in his mouth and a box of matches in his hand. The text above the image says: "Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same."

Communism

An announcement from your Most High Comrade

The image shows a black hammer and sickle symbol above the text: "Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them."

Car

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows a text saying "7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad, I wanna turn on the light. Can I press this button?" with an image of a hand about to press a car light button. The bottom panel shows a text saying "My dad:" with an image of the character Rocket Racoon from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy saying "No!! That's the button that will kill everyone".

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