Three Wishes

  • If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

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    Listen up, buttercup. This dude wants you to know he's channeling his inner Disney villain, but instead of singing about it, he's wishing you a bad time. He's hoping a genie will grant him the power to make your life and the lives of those you care about super awful. I bet you are not even smart enough to get a reference to a Disney movie.

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